How can this much perfection be captured in a single photo of a single man
Whoa. Just whoa.
Yo! Welcome to my clusterfuck of things that I like!! enjoy!
|Me:||*out for dinner with my dad because we were too lazy to cook*|
|Random Old Lady:||*comes up out of no where with the most judgmental look ever* (will also be refereed to as 'ROL')|
|ROL:||Isn't he a little old for you?|
|Me:||Well, considering he's my Dad, I'd say that your a judgmental hag.|
|Dad:||*chokes into his drink*|
|ROL:||You should respect your elders.|
|Me:||You should respect your youth, we're the ones who'll decide on whether or not to pull your cord in like, what? Five weeks?|
|Dad:||*chokes on his drink again*|
|Dad:||*looks at me with a disapproving look*|
|Dad:||Come on, you and I both know it will be three weeks.|
Choose Your Own Adventure, Part 1
“Congratulations. You’ve just started to train your dragon,” Hiccup said to Berk’s newest residents, a young castaway and a baby Changewing. “Come on, bud,” Hiccup then whispered to Toothless. “Let’s give ‘em some time to bond.” With that, Toothless and Hiccup soared out of the cove. At home in the clouds, Toothless snorted his displeasure. “Aw, what is it?” Hiccup teased. “Did big mister Night Fury get a little hatchling drool on his paws?”
Before Toothless could respond, two thunderous roars buffeted them with turbulence. Looking up, they found themselves eclipsed by a gargantuan two-headed dragon. “That’s a Hideous Zippleback!” Hiccup exclaimed. “But way bigger than any I’ve ever seen. It’s gotta be a Titan Wing!” One of the dragon’s mouths started to fill with gas. The other began clicking sparks. Toothless glanced back at Hiccup to see what he wanted to do — and fast!
Do Hiccup and Toothless attempt to tame the Zipple Titan?
Do Hiccup and Toothless make like a Changewing and disappear?
Choose the next part of the story by commenting here, then keep an eye out for Part 2 next week!
January: Selfie Olympics
February: Flappy Bird
lets see how the rest of the year goes
March: No Oscar for Leonardo DeCaprio
April: it’s a metaphors, you’re a metaphors, we are a metaphor, if I see another metaphor I’m going to kill someone
Wonder how July is gonna be
i will keep reblogging this each month
this is the only thing i care about. after the sun has collapsed and the universe has retracted into a singularity i hope this video continues to exist somewhere in paradox space.
i do not think this guy needs that coffee
this guy definitely does not need that coffee
I really needed this video after today. Oh THE daY I’ve had!
His girlfriend got the coffee so it’s okay. She was a dead.
Michael jesus fucking christ how are you so damn hyper
reblog because wow what a great quality audio file this is
wow this file really is high quality
im kind of shocked
i thought the comments were being sarcastic im not sure if im disappointed or not
dude holy shit you’re right.
IT’S SO CRISP MY MOUTH DROPPED OPEN
I just really like this song
Okay story time. I assumed the audio was gonna be Sharp Dressed Man and decided to download it from tumblr without listening to it
And my mom had some friends over so she took my phone to play music. She finds Sharp Dressed Man and says “OMG THIS IS MY JAM EVRYONE SHUTUP.” Everyone quiets down then this shit starts to play and everyone is looking at her and sHES JUST STANDING THERE LIKE AN IDIOT AND IM IN THE OTHER ROOM JUST FUCKING DYING AND SHE JUST KINDA SITS BACK DOWN AND TURNS THE MUSIC OFF AND ITS LIKE DEAD SILENT FOR 5 MINUTES
Was that Tobuscus